Which kind fuck up b dis..... Kai, mo ku.

Pls read through this converastion …

GIRL: I don sin. I call my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: e no gud 2 call peson so. Ok, wetin him do wey make u call am so?

GIRL: Well, he kiss me.

PSYCHIATRIST:u min like dis? The psychiatrist kiss d girl

GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put him hand 4 my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:u minn like dis? The psychiatrist put e hand 4 d girl top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD

GIRL:But, e comot my clothes

PSYCHIATRIST:u min like dis? The psychiatrist comot d girl clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD

GIRL:But, e fuck me.

PSYCHIATRIST:u min like dis? The psychiatrist com fuck d girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well dat 1 no reach 2 call am BASTARD.

GIRL:But, e com tel me say him get AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!

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